Sunday, 23 December 2012

Happy Christmas!


(The image is by Gary)

I hope you all enjoy Christmas, that you get to see or speak/write to people you love, eat and drink a few tasty goodies, have fun, stay safe and sneak in some reading time.

I hope too that you hear really terrible festive jokes and share them with me. (Good ones are allowed too) Here are a few to set the tone ...

One snowman says to the other 'Can you smell carrots?".

Q. What's Good King Wenceslas' favourite pizza?
A. Deep pan, crisp and even.

Santa asked Mrs Claus what the weather forecast was for Christmas Eve. She said, "It looks like reindeer."

54 comments:

  1. I love the jokes!! Thank you for your very informative and entertaining blog, Patsy. I always get lots of ideas from reading your posts.
    Have a lovely Christmas!

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    1. That's nice to know, Alice. Happy Christmas.

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  2. {Groaning} (I love a good groaner!)

    Merry Christmas to you and yours! :)

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  3. Happy Christmas, Patsy

    This is my 3 year old granddaughter's favourite joke which she's told me a dozen times :
    Q. What flies in the sky and wobbles?
    A. A jellycopter

    and here's one from me
    Q. What sits on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
    A. A nervous wreck!

    I'll get me coat ;-) x

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    1. They're almost as bad as mine, Teresa!

      Happy Christmas.

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  4. groan.... Wonderful silly christmas jokes!!! Just the thing to get me in the mood for a blooming good xmas! Happy Christams to you and yours!

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  5. Hi Patsy .. enjoy that Christmas away in your camper .. sounds lovely fun - unless you've decided not to go because of the weather ... Happy Christmas and New Year .. and lots of luck with your stories etc in 2013 ... love the jokes - they're ridiculous, but so much fun .. cheers Hilary

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    1. We'll be going unless we physically can't get there, Hilary.

      Happy Christmas.

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  6. Have a wonderful Christmas, Patsy! Love the awful jokes. And I really enjoyed Escape to the Country - just have't got the review done yet!

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    1. Glad you enjoyed it, Rosemary.

      Happy Christmas.

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  7. Those jokes are crackers Patsy. What did the flea say to his girlfriend flea on their first date? Don't worry I don't bite. I made that up... Happy Christmas.

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    1. Hop you have a happy Christmas, Suzy. (see what I did there?)

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  8. Very cute jokes, Patsy. :) And that image is really cool! Good job Gary! Merry Christmas you two, and happy New Year!

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  9. Seasonal greetings, Patsy. Me finks all your hard work has earned you more than a pizza celebration this Christmas. So here's to you and the Phots having a wonderful Christmas. xxx

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  10. Step. Away. From. The. Christmas. Crackers.
    :-)

    HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS lovely Patsy and Gary!! take care
    x

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  11. My daughter's copying out the weather one so she can remember it and tell everyone. She's 7. Merry Christmas!

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    1. Seven year olds are a excellent judges of humour, Rachel.

      Happy Christmas to you and your family.

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  12. Hope you have a very happy Christmas! x

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  13. Brilliant bauble, very clever. Will let you know what I find in the crackers for jokes. The snowman joke made me chuckle.. not heard that one!
    Merry Christmas...Ho Ho Ho and all that :)

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  14. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
    It's Christmas, Eve ...


    Have a lovely time Patsy, and all the best for 2013 :o)

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    1. That's terrible! I like it.

      Happy Christmas, Karen.

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  15. Merry Christmas, Patsy!

    What d'ya call a reindeer with one eye? No idea
    What d'ya call a reindeer with one eye and no legs? Still no idea

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    1. They're really, really awful - so obviously I like them too.

      Happy Christmas to you and Gypsy Queen. x

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  16. GROAN! Happy Christmas Patsy. Your first as a Mrs!

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  17. "Doctor, doctor, I think I've swallowed some scrabble pieces. What shall I do?"
    The doctor said, "Watch out next time you throw up. It could spell disaster."

    Hope you had a good Christmas, and have a very happy New Year.

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    1. That's very very bad, Maggie.

      Happy Christmas.

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  18. Hope you had a lovely Christmas and wishing you a very Happy New Year. xx

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    1. We've had a lovely couple of days, Suzanne. Hope you have too.

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  19. Oh yes, and by the way, I have nicked your jokes to send to my grandsons. They are nine and six years old - just the right age for such corn!
    Thanks for helping to entertain me this year.

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    1. I'm not entirely sure you fully appreciate my comic genius, Lizy! ;-) Hope they like the jokes.

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  20. Best wishes for 2013, Patsy - here's to a very productive one! :)

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