Sunday, 13 January 2013

I did warn you ...

I gave you the chance to avoid this, but you just can't help some people ...















'Cat on the Keyboard'


q
we
rtyu
prrrrrr
prrrr prrr
feedm enow
feeOdm enow
nowfeedmenow
prrr prrr prrrr prrrr
nyug ygur yugui uioj
fish fish fish fish fish
sal mon tunat rout cod
mack erelki ppersbream
meow nowfe edme now
pounce coefficient 11:1a
432a(x-y) 7i6y per s 756;km
gingerTomblackBobTiddles
;-) = prrrr prrrrrr prrrrrr
zzzzzzzzzzzzz prr
t a b b y i n a f l a p !
puss in boots kitten mittens
poor paws pause on purpose
e=mc² all greek 2 me ὃϕἁ ΣΛὀ
z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z

34 comments:

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    1. Yes. In the 'worstest ever poem ever' contest, Charlie.

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    1. I'm glad you appreciate it's not entirely my fault, Dani.

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  3. Certainly prettier than HTML. Not sure about the scansion, though.

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    1. I think you're right to have doubts, Andrew.

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    1. Oh he is, Annalisa. Too clever in fact to take the whole blame for this.

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  5. Warned-but still funny, my dog likes to help me type, often his words look as good as mine.

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  6. Very funny, love it! prrr, prrr, sorry my cat is sitting on the back of the chair purring and snoring in my ear, she says she would love some tuna please!

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    1. If I had some, Suzanne, I'd email it straight over.

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  7. Can I have whatever you're on please ;-) My writing may improve.

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    1. A nice mug of tea and a thick wedge of Dundee cake is my preferred writing stimulant, Maria.

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  8. Well, it's different - and makes more sense than some other stuff I've read recently!

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    1. Gosh - what've you been reading, Lizy?

      Actually, maybe you'd better not say.

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    1. I think a giraffe with an accordion might be quite jolly.

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  10. You're right. It is AWFUL. Now if it was a painting you could enter it for the Turner Prize.

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  11. The Ball did it. Kitty is innocent.

    :-)
    Take care
    x

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    1. Darn - didn't think to blame him, Kitty.

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  12. Some nice alliteration in there 'poor paws' etc. I think Bagpuss has talent.

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    1. He does, Tracy. Sleeping is his speciality. It's hard to believe how good he is at that.

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