I've been on phot's moll duties the last few days (it's like being a gangster's moll, but we use cameras not guns and there's generally less need for leather mini skirts*) I've managed some writing too!
Can you guess where we are now? The second picture is a clue. The answer explains why I've not been online much.
*I've never actually needed to wear a leather mini skirt in the line of duty.