Flatiron are looking for sort story submissions, of 600 words for humour or 1,500 - 3,000 for anything else sci-fi, speculative or fantasy. They pay 3c per word U.S.
We have an iron but I flatly refuse to use it. I can't do irony either, so here's some flat calm water instead.
update - is it irony that I scheduled this post before we went away and we spent yesterday sailing through a force ten?