Thanks to my cousin Christopher, for sending me this link for a novel writing competition. There's a £20,000 as the prize. Entrants must be unpublished, so sadly I can't try this one. Christopher thought that maybe one of my blog readers would like to try.
I considered illustrating this post with an embarressing photo of him - but then remembered that could go two ways, so I've picked on another member of our family instead.
What do you reckon to my chances of getting away with this?