Theatre Cloud are looking for funny writing of up to 500 words. There are cash prizes including £300 for the winner. Authors retain the rights to their stories, but these are published on the site at the time of entry, so you won't be able to offer first rights anywhere else.
You have until 7th May to enter, but if you do so by 1st April, you'll qualify for discount thetre tickets as well as having a shot at the prize.
I told this chap a cheesy joke about how he could hide himself with marscapone. As you can see, he's laughing himself horse.
Hmm. Maybe I won't enter this one.