There are only a couple of days to enter this competition. That's not the reason I'm giving it a miss though – they want writers to tell them a true story about a former love. True? I don't think so.
If you're happy to kiss and tell, and can make a good job of it in 700 words, you could win $100.
Here's Gary ... I was going to say he's my current love, but that sounds as though I'm planning to trade him in sometime, and I'm not. I could tell you some stories about him, but I'm not going to do that either.