this competition – The first prize is $1,000, you have until April 1st to enter and as usual with the competitions I mention here, there is no entry fee.
The downside is that they want poetry. Funny poetry. Maybe you'll see that as another plus point, but I'm going to sit this one out. Oh, that's no good – I could sit at my desk and attempt to write poetry couldn't I? I'll go for a quiet lie down instead.