Thursday, 31 December 2015

Happy New Year

As is traditional at this time of year I've been assessing the previous twelve months and looking forward to the next twelve. 2015 has been a variable year for me, but there's been more good than bad, especially when it came to the writing.

I've used my new pen (Christmas gift from my lovely husband) to write out my 2016 plans. Are your plans similar? More detailed? Totally different?

Whatever your hopes and aims for 2016, I wish you all the best for the year ahead.

Wednesday, 30 December 2015


Substantial means, of considerable importance, size or value. It also describes something strongly built or made (in the case of my cakes sometimes both meanings apply!) Another meaning is concerning the substantial points of something.

Substantially either means to a great extent, or for the most part.

To say that the substance of my substantial (100,000 words!) novel, Paint Me a Picture, concerns Mavis's relationships with her family and colleagues is substantially correct.

Saturday, 26 December 2015

Greetings from the van

Gary and I are away for Christmas. Hope you're having as much fun as we are.

Gary gave me a new pen (to replace the one I bought with the proceeds from my first ever story sale). Can you guess what colour it is?

Wednesday, 23 December 2015


Zymurgy is the branch of applied science with relates to fermentation in brewing, winemaking and the creation of other alcoholic drinks.


Wishing you all a very merry Christmas, jolly holiday, happy hogmanay and wonderful new year.

Tuesday, 22 December 2015

A few festive words

If you can spare a few minutes in between wrapping presents, you might like to try this 100 word competition.

The theme is Christmas and the prize is an online writing course.

Monday, 21 December 2015

Season's greetings

The druid and I would like to wish you all a happy winter solstice.

I hope you'll celebrate appropriately by feasting, drinking, kissing under the mistletoe, telling stories or singing songs.

Today is the last day I'll be tweeting dodgy festive jokes. (They are too terrible for the blog)

Sunday, 20 December 2015

A reminder ...

Just a reminder that my lovely novel, Escape to the Country is currently available for 99p/99c. Offer ends tomorrow.

Friday, 18 December 2015

Significant change

Thanks to Charlie Britten for telling me about this competition. There's $220 on offer for the winner, plus other cash prizes. 1,000 to 5,000 words and you have until March to enter.

Wednesday, 16 December 2015


Tumbledown means falling, or fallen, into dilapidation. To me it sounds nicer than neglected, devastated, destroyed or ruined.

Oh and coincidentally*, my lovely romantic novel Escape to the Country has tumbled down in price to just 99p/99c until 21st December.

The castle is Tarbert in Scotland. There are a lot of Scots towns and villages with the name Tarbert or Tarbet. That word means a narrow strip of land. It's quite often where two lochs meet.

There you go - two words for the price of one! You can't say I'm not good to you. Well, you could I suppose but I can't hear you from here.

*You didn't really think I planned this stuff, did you?

Tuesday, 15 December 2015

Escape with a bargain

My romantic novel, Escape to the Country is available for just 99p/99c this week only.

Leah is accused of a crime she didn't commit. Dumped by Adam, the man she planned to marry, she escapes to Aunt Jayne's smallholding in the Kent village of Winkleigh Marsh. Heartbroken and homeless, she strives to clear her name and deal with her emotions. 

Jayne treats Leah's unhappiness with herbal remedies, cowslip wine and common sense in equal measure. In return Leah works hard for the delicious home-cooked meals they share. She wrestles with sheep, breaks nails and gets stuck in the mud - learning as much about herself as she does about farming. Soon Leah is happy milking cows, mucking out pigs and falling halfway in love with Duncan, a dishy tractor driver. 

Back in London, steps are being taken to investigate what's happened to the missing money. It looks as though the real embezzler must soon be unmasked and Leah will have to choose between resuming her old life or starting a new one. 

That's when her problems really start. 

Saturday, 12 December 2015

News about the news

I'll be sending out my next newsletter soon. It will include a free seasonal short story and a picture of me doing a reindeer impression. If you're not already signed up, you can add your name to the mailing list here.

Wednesday, 9 December 2015


Maybe you've heard, or even used, the phrase 'verbal diarrehoea' for someone who talks too much? Logorrhoea is actually the correct word to use as it means an excessive flow of words. It's prononunced log-oh-ree-a.

Tuesday, 8 December 2015

From my friend in the north.

Thanks to Beatrice for forwarding details of another writing competition - or rather series of them. To qualify you do need to live in the north of England. There are great prizes, opportunities for poetry, short story, novel and script writers.

Even more importantly it gives me another excuse to post one of my travel pictures! There is a castle in this town, but I've chosen a photo of the cathedral for a change. Recognise it?

Sunday, 6 December 2015

£20 a word?

The winner of this competition will be paid £20 a word! There are slight downsides in that entries may only be 100 words long and sort of give up copyright*, but I'm not going to
let them stop me charging into action.

*Terms and conditions state you give up copyright, but in the questions RD state -

 "No matter what happens in the competition you can still promote, share or publish your work however you like. The copyright T&Cs are only in place to show that you have agreed to have your work published by Reader's Digest should you win the competition." 


"Hello, this is because we will be publishing them across our media - so in print, the app, and online. We may also wish to publish some of the best ones in future editions."

Slightly confusing. I take it as meaning that entrants give them non exclusive copyright.

Wednesday, 2 December 2015


The first Wednesday of the month is Insecure Writer's Support Group day. Do join IWSG if you're an insecure writer (and aren't all writers insecure at least occasionally?) or you'd like to offer support.

Last month was Nano - you may have noticed. I didn't 'win'. I didn't come close and it's not as though I did loads of other writing to make up for it. There are a few reasons and plenty of flimsy excuses, but the truth is I didn't do as well as I could have done.

There's room for insecurity in that. I could worry about my motivation, enthusiasm and low effort levels. Actually I have done that a bit. Maybe I'll do it a bit more. But it's December now. Nano is over and I can do something else. Maybe that'll go really well.

How about you? Did you 'win' Nano or do something else in November you're feeling chuffed about? Or was it a bit of a disappointment, writing wise?

Whatever November was like for you, I hope December is better.