Monday, 14 January 2019

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Thanks to Bea Charles for telling me that The Lady are looking for 'love poems for married couples'. These should be emailed to by 25th of this month. The prize is publication for the winner and a copy of Love Poems for five runners-up.

I've sent in our wedding vows – although I can't remember whether or not we were technically married at the moment I read them, and I did borrow quite heavily from Pam Ayres' so they probably can't publish them anyway.

Friday, 11 January 2019

A sweet chance

My friend Anne Rainbow* has passed on details of an online publication opportunity with Winter Tangerine. Isn't that a great name? Their sister publication is Honeysuckle Press, and that publishes in print.

Winter Tangerine are looking for prose, poetry and visual art. They have quite detailed submission requirements, so do read and follow those.

Payment is a flat fee of $50.

*She's the person co-presenting the Hope Cove Writer's Workshop Weekend with me – and the one doing all the organising of that, plus other interesting events for writers in Devon.

Wednesday, 9 January 2019


I'm sure you're already aware that a cat is a grown up kitten, or any other member of the Felis family, such as a lion or tiger (often referred to as big cats). The term cat can also be applied to members of other species which have a catlike appearance.

If a person is described as a cat they'll almost certainly be female and definitely malicious or spiteful. To be catty is to behave as this kind of cat, not the furry four-legged version.

At one time I had a day job in which I used a cat. A cat-o'-nine-tails that is. This was a rope whip, used historically to punish sailors. It got its name from the nine knotted tails and the belief that cats have nine lives. I was gentle when I demonstrated. Well gentle-ish! (These cats were carried in bags – you didn't want to be around when the cat was let out of the bag.)

If you're a cat's paw then you're someone who is used by another, a cat burglar enters a building by climbing up to a window, balcony or roof and a cat and dog relationship is an argumentative one.

A person or thing described as the cat's whiskers or cat's pyjamas will be excellent in some way.

Here's a free to enter competition to win a three book deal with Choc Lit Publishing. The entry must feature a cat in some way. The snag is you only have until the end of next month to enter – now that's put the cat among the pigeons!

There are other phrases containing the word cat – can you think of any?

Saturday, 5 January 2019

Go hot!

I've only just come across these competitions. Although there's only nine days left in which to write a poem or essay I thought it was still worth giving them a mention. They're free to enter and the prize fund is £5,000 – doesn't that make it worth giving up a few lunch breaks or TV programmes to make time to have a go?

The themes are 'Wandering' and 'Fiery Dust'.  That gives me a good excuse to share my love of wandering about in the camper van, and setting light to things. (Not generally at the same time, although we do have an anti-midge citronella candle.)

My book Firestarter isn't based on me though – honest!

Do you have any plans to travel or write this year? Or will you set the world alight in some other way?

Wednesday, 2 January 2019


Happy New Year and happy Insecure Writer's Support Group posting day. 2019 and the first Wednesday of the month soon came round, didn't they?

I'm not actually feeling insecure right now. I refuse to dwell on anything which didn't go perfectly last year, instead I'm looking forward to all the good writing I might get done and the successes and sales which might result. I hope you too are starting the year with a certain amount of optimism?

The word soon means after a short interval of time. Eg if you'd like to enter this free competition from Forestry Commission England which offers unique access to the forests, support for your writing and £2,500 you should do so soon, as it closes on 14th January. Another free competition which closes fairly soon is the Nine Dots Prize, which offers $100,000 to write a short book answering the question, 'Is there still no place like home?'

There's no place like our camper van, which is home to us for several months each year. Here she is parked in the New Forest. (I can't tell you how smug I feel for finding a picture to represent both competitions at once!)

Or it can mean relatively early. Eg two minutes after submitting a piece of writing is too soon to
expect a reply.

Another use of soon is to show willingness or preference. Eg would you sooner write a poem or a story?

The phrase as soon as means at the moment of, or immediately Eg as soon as I start writing the typos appear. Sooner or later refers to a future unspecified time, as does soonish. They appear to imply something will happen soon, but generally that's not what's meant.

I'll be back with more free to enter writing competitions soon – hopefully with longer deadlines.